Jen's coming home - Whoop de Doo!

Daniel stopped missing you this morning right after his seperatist spider droid arrived. Joe had a nosebleed and Jayson missed the bus. No milk, no change for lunch and Waitrose cash point broken. Asked Tom if he had been frying eggs and said that I would prefer if he asked seeing as I had to clear up behind him last time he fried eggs less than 8 hours ago. Did he say sorry, or maybe get stroppy and say there was no milk so what was he supposed to do? No, he just laughed at me, I suppose he'll never know quite how close he came to losing his looks.

After dropping Jayson at college me and Abs went shopping although neither of us was safe to get more than 10 metres away from a toilet. Just got home and Jenny rang to say that she might be coming home this weekend and if I could insure her car, and get two tyres changed then she would tax it when she got back - I am so lucky to be able to serve them aren't I?

days without chucking Tom out and changing the locks: 1 (so far)

Abs just threw up.

1:30am and Abs just threw up, I probably wil soon, who gave her cod for tea?

No phone so blogging instead

HI, don't think I am going to be able to get hold of you on the phone so thought I'd try this. You can comment on the posts or read it when you get home.

Went straight to pick up Jayson and got back here about 9:15. Nanny didn't get any tea for Jack as she thought he was working, but she had got Joe and Harry a piece of cod EACH so shared that out.

Tom came back later, fried two eggs without asking if we had saved tea and left egg all over the stove.

It's 1:00am now and Abs keeps getting up to the bathroom, 1 can't get closer than 20 feet though because of the smell, think she's not well.

Days without a party: 1
Days without speaking to Tom: 1